Birthday experiment

Well that was a nice experiment there, wanna know what the experiment on Facebook was?

Not showing my birth date on Facebook.

And the results?

Aside from those guys in my NERF group, nobody gave donkey shit.

Sounds lame? I know! But hell, this test is to proof just how bothered your friends are with the birthday schtick! See here's the thing, people treat saying Happy Birthday on Facebook like a fucking chore now. The moment that notification of their friend's birthday comes up, your "buddies" will simply flood your wall with happy birthday's and shit like that. But here's the thing, are they doing it because they truly do wish you a happy birthday? Or for the sake of that stupid notification?

So I did the test, and I was right, people DO that for the sake of the notification. And what does that say about it, they are just being flat-out insincere with you.

So here's what I can finalize:

If your friend say happy birthday to you when the notification is off, he is either your true friend or he's looking at your profile a little bit too much.

If your friend say happy birthday to you when the notification is on but don't when it's off, they either don't care, forgot, suffering from tl;dr syndrome, or just insincere.

If your friend don't even say happy birthday to you even when the notification is on, they either don't care at all, or they your life-long enemies (How you manage to have enemies as your friend on FB is way beyond me, but hey, people add just about anybody and everybody on FB these days).

You can use this experiment to see what your friends think about you. Go on, try it!

Technology man...They're pretty much taking us over.

Bonus
On a hilarious side-note, a widely hated cosfucker got his happy birthdays from his "friends" in FB, despite the buggers really, really nasty reputation. Just goes to show how stupid and ignorant these people can be. A perfect way to start off the blog.