Service S***hole #1: Engrish! Motherf***er. Do you speak it!?

Well it's not really to say that the service sucks (Hell, it's quite the opposite really, Saizeriya hardly falls flat on service and food). But recently, Saizeriya has changed their menu a bit and well...

"Great first impressions there! 'Grand' menu indeed."

"Halal certifiers out there would like to now that their greatest adversary had a name change."

"And you thought the Woll Smoth meme affected only celebrities, or...any name for that matter."

"All it takes is to replace one letter and it will sound like a Japanese porn genre."

"OK, seriously, I'm starting to suspect that the guys who made this menu don't even give a fuck at all"

"Wuu-tee? Seriously?"

"I give up..."